Lesa Melan’s Black Midi Dress

Real Housewives of Dubai Season 1 Finale

While I never anticipated seeing a goat being given as a gift on any Real Housewives franchise (presents for Julia Lemigova excluded), I certainly never thought I would see a goat funeral. And while it sounds like we will never really know what happened to poor Miss Goat, we do know that she was put to rest in style with a rendition of her wearing a Chanel harness front and center being admired by guests in designer clothing.

Miss Goat’s mom, Lesa Melan, surely made her stylish pet proud in her designer logo strap mini dress, kind of along the same theme as her harness. While Lesa’s exact dress has been put to rest, there is an almost identical version fully stocked and ready to shop. And you know when it comes to these matters, I certainly don’t kid.

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Click Here to See her Off-White Logo Strap Dress

Click Here to Shop it with Sold Black Straps