My online shopping addiction produces both good and bad results. Good result: A Gretchen Rossi One Shoulder Lipsy Dress. Bad Result: An anatomically correct bodysuit. Since I don’t like to laugh alone, let’s take a look at some of my most heinous finds that are actually available for purchase online, and more than one of them retails for over $1000…The designers shall remain anonymous in order to protect the not-so-innocent. Hopefully, for your sake, you’re already sitting on a beach, sipping a cocktail, no-where near a laptop, ready for the fireworks, not wearing the following bathing suit…

 

Rhianna – Love ya girl, but you need a lesson from the RHONJ on how to wear “Cat” inspired clothing…A leopard trimmed vest would be more appropriate.

Getting burned by soup…

Anatomically correct Mermaid on your jeans anyone?

If my 5th grade teacher had this in heath class it would have made things much less confusing for me.

Don’t worry ladies, the tiger is in sequins!

Click here to see how Versace does this look right

 

Take a look at a Big Blonde Hair throwback post that I did on a trip to a local discount retailer for a look at some other cringe-worthy finds…

 

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