Stassi Schroeder’s Yellow Polka Dot Dress in Miami

Vanderpump Rules Season 8 Episode 4 Fashion

I could talk about the dinner drama at Katsuya where Stassi Schroeder’s yellow polka dot dress made it’s debut on last night’s Vanderpump Rules, however this is my bar site and I’d love to take the opportunity to reminisce about one of my best friend’s bachelorette party in Miami which was totally one of the most fun weekends of my life.

Instead of a bridal dress or senior citizen theme (you’ll see what I mean during the next episode), we all wore red one night and we all wore sequins the next. It was soooo fun. And one day we did the pool party at the SLS where the Pump crew is staying and a photo of a crazy naked girl at the pool still always pops up fondly in my memories reminding me that I in fact once had a life and was a size 2.

While we hit up a lot of clubs, no one brought out a sign that said “Don’t Do It Becky” and even if they did I don’t think it would have hit so close to home, which in my mind means I need a friend to get married and to throw a Bachelorette because I clearly didn’t hit up every club. And I just might be wearing Stassi’s dress in black when I do so.

PS: We also didn’t hit up the strip clubs because like Jax, we just soooo were not into them.

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Photo: @StassiSchroeder