Say what you will about Brandi Glanville, but that fact that she was actually wearing metallic running shorts at dinner in Puerto Rico and didn’t bolt means one of three things. 1) She has nothing to hide. 2) She doesn’t know a good escape when she sees one. 3) Those shorts are allll fashion and no function.

Well, I think we know at least #3 holds true.

Brandi Glanville’s Metallic Zig Zag Shorts at Dinner in Puerto Rico

Haute Hippie Zig Zag Sequin Running Shorts

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